Callin' All Spook Talkin' Mediums! HazzardNet Newsletter - October 2011

Published: Sun, 10/30/11

 

Callin' All Spook-Talkin' Mediums!

It's Halloween, so sit down with your favorite ghoul and enjoy the morbid side of the Dukes of Hazzard! From The Ghost of General Lee, to R.I.P. Henry Flatt and The Hazzardville Horror, there are plenty of episodes that brush up against ghosts, funerals, caskets, cemeteries and creepy shenanigans.  Looking for more? Money to Burn gives you good times at the coffins works and hearse-driving Dukes.  Bye-Bye Boss shows a Hogg-sized white coffin that would give the wilies to any pall bearer.   And for the most sexy mourning dress ever seen on television, enjoy Daisy Duke's little black frock in Too Many Roscos. If you don't have the Dukes of Hazzard DVD sets yet, (eeeeeek!!)  you can download single episodes from Amazon.com for $1.99.  Go ahead, treat yourself!

Hot Rod Magazine Poll Gives General Lee Top Honors

In a poll among Hot Rod readers, the General Lee came out way ahead over its southern rival, the Smokey & The Bandit Trans-Am.  If you missed the November 2011 issue of Hot Rod magazine, be sure to check out the Hot Rod post on our homepage!http://www.hazzardnet.com/blog/2011/09/27/the-must-have-issue-of-hot-rod-magazine/

We also extend our sincere gratitude and appreciation to Hot Rod Magazine for giving mention to HazzardNet.com.  We are deeply honored to be recognized by a national magazine like Hot Rod that has such a great history with car enthusiasts. 

This issue is already a collector's item, so if you can't find it in stores, keep an eye on ebay.  Of course, the best way to never miss a single issue of Hot Rod is to subscribe!

Don't Hold Your Breath for "Doonby" Movie

John Schneider fans have been waiting for Doonby to be released ever since the early buzz of 2010. Originally scheduled for release by September 2011, our shameless seedy sources now tell us that Doonby will have limited theatrical release "sometime in 2012."
 
Reportedly, part of the release delay could be due to labor disputes.  Some movie extras on the set of Doonby are claiming they were not paid.  Meanwhile, rumor has it that the film has been shown to "select audiences", mostly consisting of church groups.   You can read more about Doonby and see the trailer by looking back at our John Schneider article from 09/26/11.

CMT Continues Crappy Schedule for The Dukes of Hazzard

We're glad it's still on the air, but we wish CMT didn't expect us workin' folks to stay up until 1 or 2 a.m. to watch our favorite show.  Hit the "record" button if you need to, and catch these upcoming episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard on CMT:

Cooter's Girl - Tues Nov 1, 1:00 a.m. Eastern
Heiress Daisy Duke - Wed Nov 2, 2:00 a.m. Eastern
Dead and Alive - Thurs Nov 3, 2:00 a.m. Eastern
Play it Again, Luke - Friday Nov 4, 1:00 a.m. Eastern

Haven't Seen John Schneider in "Trick My What?" Yet?

Well, good news, good news! You can watch past episodes directly on CMT!  Join John and a team of ace mechanics as they transform blue-collar vehicles of all types into souped-up dream machines. 

http://www.cmt.com/videos/trick-my-what-101-logger-1999-tigercat-630-logging-skidder/1672254/full-episode.jhtml

HazzardNet T-Shirts Now Available!

We've always thought our homepage logo looked pretty cool, so we made a t-shirt out of it! Actually, one of our members, HossC, gets the credit for re-creating the graphics from scratch and making them suitable for shirt production. Way to go, Hoss!

We also thought our classic retro logo looked pretty cool, so that's also available in a t-shirt!
We'll be honest; the majority of the money from the shirt sales goes to Zazzle, which handles the orders and produces the shirts.  It's not gonna make us rich. (dang!)  But it will give us a couple of dollars per sale, which will be used to cover the operational costs of HazzardNet.com, which is a bandwidth-suckin' monster. 

We're loaded with graphics and we've got over 162,000 posts in our Forums archives, so our dedicated server space is whoppin' huge. The nickels and dimes we make from marketing stuff helps keep the lights on.  

When we ordered our shirts, they came printed  on medium-weight Hanes 100% cotton tees.   You can check out our Zazzle store here!

HazzardNet.Com Completes Server Migration; Casualties Minimal

Just kidding. The whole thing went so smooth, there was zero downtime and zero data loss. YEEHAW! This means faster page loading times on our Homepage, Forums, Image Galleries, and all the other umpteen pages we've got crammed in here.   

Welcome New Members to HazzardNet.com!

We have had many new sign-ups to our Forums in the past few months, and we thank you for joining us! Also, thank you to all our long-time friends, neighbors and cousins who have been with us for a number of years and stuck with us through technical upgrades and routine botches and all that stuff.  As HazzardNet looks forward to its 13th consecutive year online, we're excited about the content enhancements we have in progress!  We'll share them with you soon!  

As always, we appreciate the excellent contributions we have from all our members who take the time to post news, shooting location research, stories, art work, photos, and more!  THANK YOU!

Until next time,
Meadowmufn, MaryAnne, and Brian